I judge my relative worth as a human being by the ads that Google puts in that right hand column next to my emails.
Google has software (or one really bored guy) that searches the main topics of your emails and puts appropriate ads next to them, so that you might be enticed into clicking on something of interest.
Some of my favorites from recent emails are:
* Cat Video - takes your cat on a virtual walk
* Banquet Rooms at CoCo's
* Hannah Montana's IQ = 122
* Play Fish Tycoon
* Drunken Unicorn Tickets
* Free Chuck-E-Cheese
The best is the last one. I have to wonder, is this, like, as in "Free Tibet"? Is he being held somewhere against his will? Will Amnesty International become involved?