Masquerading

In San Francisco, recreation can get pretty expensive pretty quickly. Since we've been saving for a house, we've been cutting back on the money we spend to go out and have fun.

Fortunately, I discovered Yelp.com, a site dedicated to reviewing local restaurants and shops. A very nice idea, but here's the kicker - if a member writes enough reviews, and is witty and informative, they make that member an Elite Member. And this is good because they invite the Elite Members to a free party each month. Free food, booze, and the ability to chat with others who are beautiful and popular. I feel like I've finally succeeded at high school!

If you want to see my reviews, you can search for me on Yelp with my email address.

Beautiful and Popular