BertVille: August 2006

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Vamos a Cuba

I was listening to NPR this morning on my way to work, and I heard a story about a school district in Miami that wants to ban a book called "Vamos a Cuba" or "Let's Visit Cuba". This is a colorful picture book in a series covering many countries, aimed at children from ages 7-10 years. As the name implies, it tells the story of a visit to Cuba.

NPR played part of an interview with one of the parents who was demanding that the book be pulled from the school district's libraries. Through a translator, he said that he was a Cuban exile, and that the book didn't speak at all of the horrors he had faced under his country's communist regime.

Now, I'm no expert, but that doesn't seem like fodder for a children's picture book. I can't imagine living in a world where the second graders' reading group uses a book, which instead of saying things like, "In Cuba, people eat, work, and play just like they do here", details the ravages of war. They'll find out eventually, but let's let them have their childhoods. We don't need our nation's children reading "Gary, The Oil Rig Takes On Foreign Oil" or "Child Labor, It Could Have Been You". If the point were to scare the bajeezes out of elementary school children, I would be all about changing it.

I understand that the book leaves out details, but I don't believe the point of the book is to teach history. As I said, it's one of a series of many books covering many countries. Much of the information is aimed at understanding that we all have many things in common, despite what country we are from.

Angry parents in Miami are asking the school to breech laws of free speech by banning a book... a book which is actually trying to teach us all how to understand other points of view and see similarities. A book that, essentially, preaches peacefulness. When people start banning books to "protect the children", I often wonder how much they're actually thinking about "the children" and how much of it is for their own agendas. I find the whole thing disturbing.

Note: I just went to the Amazon.com link, and discovered that people are having this same debate via the site's book review section!

Monday, August 21, 2006

Excuse Me, You Have Toilet Paper in Your Exhaust

Today, I was driving home from work, and I noticed next to me a gorgeous, dusty-blue Porsche. Curvy, shiny, sleek, cruising along almost effortlessly down the side streets.

As the Porsche pulled ahead of me (I drive a 1993 Honda, after all), I glimpsed something flapping near the exhaust system. There was a large plastic bag stuck to the muffler. It flapped and danced in the wind. The Porsche (and its owner) obviously had no idea it was there.

It reminded me of seeing a beautiful woman out on the town, made-up, well-coifed, wearing her shiny ball gown... but with toilet paper stuck to her $400 shoe. I wanted to yell to the driver, but his window was rolled up.

But, if that Porsche had been a woman leaving the restroom, you can bet I would have stopped her politely.

Thursday, August 17, 2006

Airline Security

Tonight, I am taking a red-eye to see my brother in a different state. Because I have some expensive wine to bring to him, I decided to check with the Transportation Security Administration to see which items are still prohibited in carry-on luggage. It turns out that if I were to have orthopedic gel inserts for my shoes, I would have to put them in checked luggage. Yet, I can still carry a lighter onto a plane.

No Jello-Pudding cups, but I can bring fire.

On the upside, on the "permitted" list are: gel-filled bras, corkscrews, and toy transformer robots. Now that sounds like quite a party!

Toxic Beauty

I do not understand certain parts of our society at all. The following is from Wikipedia . Who thought this was a good idea? And who continues to inflict it upon themselves?
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"Botulin toxin is a neurotoxic protein produced by the bacterium Clostridium botulinum. It is the most poisonous naturally occurring substance in the world. A single drop is capable of killing 50,000 people. Though it is highly toxic, it is used in minute doses... as a cosmetic treatment in some parts of the world. It is sold commercially under the brand names Botox and Dysport for this purpose."

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Only to Almost

I was just speaking with my brother, Kevin, and he said something intersting that had never really occurred to me. He mentioned that it surprises him how quickly time can go from "only" to "almost". For example, "Wow, it's only 8:20pm!" to "Wow, it's almost 9:30pm already." A drastic change in time's fickle attitude in less than an hour.

Monday, August 14, 2006

Weekend Project

We painted the office in my apartment this weekend. And I do mean all weekend.

Before Painting
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Bryan's Idea Painting (aka: Climbing)
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Bert's Idea Painting (aka: Goofing Off)
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After Painting: Better Than Pink With a Blue Ceiling
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After Painting: The Closet Which Once Was Pink
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Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Yosemite Vacation

Last weekend, I took a vacation in Yosemite with some loved ones.
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See more photos here.