Things I Don't Understand
* why watching a truck with big tires run over a lot of littler trucks is so much fun.
* trigonometry
* the woman I saw in Yosemite who was hiking in high-heeled flip-flops
* those who can eat oysters without gagging
* people who get all dressed up in their best clothes to take a 12 hour trans-Atlantic flight (I generally wear jammies and still end up flailing around uncomfortably in that.)
* lowfat cheese
* why Hello Kitty panties are an acceptable underclothing choice for any female older than 10 years of age
* the men who think the above is not only acceptable, but attractive
* republicans
* writing the number "2" to indicate "to" or "too"
* bungee jumping
* people who film stationary objects with a video camera
* why I am compelled to sit inside on this lovley day, writing down nonsense, when I could just as well be outside in the sun
* trigonometry
* the woman I saw in Yosemite who was hiking in high-heeled flip-flops
* those who can eat oysters without gagging
* people who get all dressed up in their best clothes to take a 12 hour trans-Atlantic flight (I generally wear jammies and still end up flailing around uncomfortably in that.)
* lowfat cheese
* why Hello Kitty panties are an acceptable underclothing choice for any female older than 10 years of age
* the men who think the above is not only acceptable, but attractive
* republicans
* writing the number "2" to indicate "to" or "too"
* bungee jumping
* people who film stationary objects with a video camera
* why I am compelled to sit inside on this lovley day, writing down nonsense, when I could just as well be outside in the sun
posted by Bert at 4:54 PM
1 Comments:
If you lived where we are, it would not seem weird to sit inside. K and I are contemplating going to SF just to escape the heat. I don't understand the appeal of monster truck rallies, either. From what I can tell, it's a quick way to lose some hearing acuity.
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