Personal Meat

I was just lying around my house on this lazy Saturday afternoon, snacking on some turkey jerky. Bored, I read the back of the package, which instructed me that it is not only "an authentic gourmet meat snack", but also that "the meat contained herein is for personal use only and not for sale".

This makes me feel very important. I have my very own authentic gourmet meat snack to use personally, however I see fit. I think I will use it to replace the frisbee that I lost last summer.