As You Wish

My friend, Mamazilla, just tagged me again. Now, she wants me to list the eight most important qualities of my perfect partner. Crap. If I knew that, perhaps I wouldn't still be looking. All the same, it struck me as an interesting idea to write it down.

First, I came up with a list of qualities that immediately attract me to a man, some of which probably don't make good life-long mate material.

1) Rough around the edges
2) Extreme and unpredictable behavior
3) Raw sex appeal
4) Stoic
5) Owns a motorcycle and/or band saw
6) Drives a fast, dangerous car (or a tall ship)
7) Fiercely independent
8) Pirate



Now, as you can imagine, I checked myself a bit. Hmmm... perhaps this is why my relationships fail? Let me see if I can come up with a more appropriate list for a life partner.

1) Honest
2) Kind
3) Communicative
4) Humorous
5) Owns a plant and/or pet
6) Drives a practical, fuel efficient car (or a tall ship)
7) Willing to compromise
8) Pirate



So, it seems that, perhaps, I can have my cake and eat it, too!
Shiver me timbers, I do love cake!