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BertVille: Grown Up Stuff Sucks Sometimes

Monday, October 03, 2005

Grown Up Stuff Sucks Sometimes

I'm at work, and I really want to be at home. I have a client at 7:00pm, so I have to be here until at least 8:00pm. To make it worse, I'm not even at my own office. I'm in a satellite office 30 miles south of my house. So, when I leave work tonight, I'll have a half hour drive ahead of me before I can collapse on to my couch and stare at the ceiling in peace.

There is something fundamentally lonely about being the last person leaving a huge, dark, empty building, and walking across the vacant parking lot to a solitary car, which is parked at the far end of a vast expanse of nothingness.

I can picture the scene now. I can hear my voice echoing as I yell, "Hello?" But, alas, this unrequited greeting will hang in the air, and I will sigh and slump into the driver's seat of my car in the post-dusk gloom of an empty office complex, start my engine, and drive off to where the people are, at last.

2 Comments:

Blogger Notta Wallflower said...

Blech - you work so late! I hope it's not that way every evening.

8:14 PM  
Blogger tessence said...

One time I was working out of one of the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel's bureaus out in the distant suburbs. I had to go to a night meeting and then drove to the buro in the freezing cold night, unlocked it, and went in to file the story. Then I went to the bathroom in the hall and managed to lock myself out of the office. I freaked out because my purse was in there, so how was I going to drive the hour and a half back to my parents' house in Kenosha? It was probably about 10 p.m. I left a couple of desperate messages on the buro editors home answering machine asking him to drive to the buro and let me in so I could go home. Then I remembered that I had left the keys in the car since I was in the middle of friggin nowhere. Oh my god it was so embarrassing. Fortunately the buro editor was already asleep and didn't hear the messages until morning. I got kidded about it the next day, but if he would have left his warm bed to drive out there to save me and I didn't even need saving, I wouldn't be alive to tell the story today. I'd have expired from embarrassment on the spot.

11:03 PM  

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