I Am So Freakin' Popular

My advice to you, is that whenever possible in a couples dance class situation, where one must rotate around the circle to learn with different partners, always make sure there are more people of the opposite sex than you. Each poor single man (or woman) is placed between the couples in the original pairing before anyone has rotated. Then, when everyone rotates one person down, each new partner has a little party because he or she has an actual person of the opposite sex to dance with during this go around... instead of just stepping around in space and waving his or her arms as if having some sort of seizure instead of learning to salsa dance (or swing or two-step or tango).

There were more than twice as many men than women tonight at my salsa class. I swear, it makes a girl feel like a real live rockstar.

Thank you. And goodnight.
Bert drops microphone and prances off stage