Misogynist Seeks Hot Blond

...with huge ta-tas.

I'm not a fan of online dating, but I do have a friend or two playing the virtual field these days. One of the things that strikes me about many of these men whom they send to my inbox (for the standard Friend Review), is that they often have absolutely no idea how to communicate with women.

For example, almost every man has at least one photo of himself surrounded by:
a) really hot blonds with huge hooters.
b) exotic, foreign-looking women in bikinis.
c) his drunken frat friends pouring beer on his head.

Here is a hint fellas, girls do not like the same things about you that your male friends think are so kick-ass. Women do not want to see you surrounded by other women who are, in all likelihood, much hotter than us and don't have any cellulite or eye wrinkles. That is a definite turn off. Also, drunken, sophomoric friends will lead you into unfaithful debauchery in Las Vegas, eventually.

Other turn offs include, but are not limited to:
*Eight or nine photos of you shirtless and in different poses.
No one wants to see that much skin online unless they're surfing porn sites.
*No fat chicks.
For two reasons, the first being that it reveals your shallow, unloving core. The second is that all women think they are just a little bit fat, so no one will respond anyway.
*The No fat chicks euphemism... I prefer women who love to be in shape.
This just means you're a prick with a Master's degree and a speed boat.
*Mentioning ex-girlfriends in your profile.
This indicates irrevesible emotional damage and possible lifelong baggage; therefore, causing any future relationships to fail.
*Bragging about your extraordinarily lucrative career.
The only women who are interested in this are shallow, hot blonds with huge ta-tas.

Oh... now I see how it works. :-/