Lemon-aid

I wonder why they call crappy cars "lemons". Seems like they should call them something much nastier... something that isn't such a cheerful color and used to make cleaning fluids smell nice. Lemony-fresh takes on a new meaning when applied to a crappy car like mine. And once again... I find myself in search of lemon-aid as my lemony-fresh car has found a new and interesting way to screw up my life. I'm getting to the point where I either sell the car, or start selling organs.